Funny Horse Walks Into a Bar Jokes
Horse Walks Into A Bar Jokes
A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Hey." The horse says, "Sure."
A horse walks into a bar and requests "Hello, I'd like some anthropomorphization please" The bartender replies: "I think you've had enough already"
A horse walks into a bar, The bartender says, "Hey!" The horse replies, "Sure".
A horse walks into a barn A horse walks into a barn The Barntender says, "Hay, the usual?"
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I just realized that I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."
A horse walks into a bar... The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My alcoholism is destroying my family."
A horse walks into a bar Oh, sorry it was a woman. Let me start over. A horse walks into a woman.
A horse walks into a bar and says, "On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?" The bartender says, "Y, the long face."
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks up, sees the horse and says, "Hey!" The horse replies, "Sure. That sounds good."
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says Alcoholism is destroying my family.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" To which the horse replies "I have testicular cancer".
Warhorse walks into a bar The barman says "why the long film"
A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Hey!" The horse replies, "you read my mind!"
A horse walks into a bar... ...the trainer says, "next time, jump".
A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse responds, "My alcoholism is killing my family."
A Horse Walks Into A Bar And the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My alcoholism is destroying my family"
A horse walks into a bar the bartender quips, "why the long face?". The horse says, "my alcoholism is killing my family"
A horse walks into a bar. The shocked bartender points a finger his way in alarm and yells, "Hey!" The horse says, "You read my mind, buddy."
A horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
And the horse replies, "I'm finally starting to realize that my alcoholism is tearing my family apart,"
A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "hey" The horse says "...sure"
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey"
The horse replies "Sure"
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "hey, why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."
A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Hey"
The horse says "buddy, you read my mind!"
A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My drinking problem is destroying my family."
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" "Because alcoholism has destroyed my life and my family. Let me get your rail whiskey."
A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "sorry we don't serve horses here." The horse says, "Do you serve beer?" The bartender replies, "well yes." The horse sits down, "Then I don't see the problem here."
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender confuses jokes with idioms, and offers the horse water but can't make it drink.
A horse walks into a bar... A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "I just found out that I have cancer."
A White horse walks into a bar. The barman remarks "Did you know there's a drink named after you?"
The horse replies "Kevin ?"
It should have been a pony. A small horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says "I can't hear you!"
The horse says "Sorry I'm a little hoarse."
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'why the long face?' The horse said 'my wife has terminal cancer'
Another horse walks into a bar The barman says "why the long face?" and the horse replies "because my entire family were killed and served to customers in Subway.
Horse walks into a bar, orders a drink, bartender says, "Why the long face?" Horse answers, "Because my alcoholism is destroying my family".
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