Funny Horse Walks Into a Bar Jokes

Horse Walks Into A Bar Jokes

Funny Horse Walks Into A Bar Jokes

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Hey."

The horse says, "Sure."

A horse walks into a bar and requests "Hello, I'd like some anthropomorphization please" The bartender replies: "I think you've had enough already"

A horse walks into a bar, The bartender says, "Hey!"

The horse replies, "Sure".

A horse walks into a barn A horse walks into a barn

The Barntender says, "Hay, the usual?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

The horse says, "I just realized that I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "My alcoholism is destroying my family."

A horse walks into a bar Oh, sorry it was a woman. Let me start over.

A horse walks into a woman.

A horse walks into a bar and says, "On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?" The bartender says, "Y, the long face."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks up, sees the horse and says, "Hey!"

The horse replies, "Sure. That sounds good."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says Alcoholism is destroying my family.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" To which the horse replies "I have testicular cancer".

Warhorse walks into a bar The barman says "why the long film"

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Hey!" The horse replies, "you read my mind!"

A horse walks into a bar... ...the trainer says, "next time, jump".

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

The horse responds, "My alcoholism is killing my family."

A Horse Walks Into A Bar And the bartender says "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "My alcoholism is destroying my family"

A horse walks into a bar the bartender quips, "why the long face?".

The horse says, "my alcoholism is killing my family"

A horse walks into a bar. The shocked bartender points a finger his way in alarm and yells, "Hey!"

The horse says, "You read my mind, buddy."

A horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
And the horse replies, "I'm finally starting to realize that my alcoholism is tearing my family apart,"

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "hey"

The horse says "...sure"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey"
The horse replies "Sure"

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "hey, why the long face?"

The horse says, "I have cancer."

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Hey"
The horse says "buddy, you read my mind!"

A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My drinking problem is destroying my family."

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" "Because alcoholism has destroyed my life and my family. Let me get your rail whiskey."

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "sorry we don't serve horses here."

The horse says, "Do you serve beer?"

The bartender replies, "well yes."

The horse sits down, "Then I don't see the problem here."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender confuses jokes with idioms, and offers the horse water but can't make it drink.

A horse walks into a bar... A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "I just found out that I have cancer."

A White horse walks into a bar. The barman remarks "Did you know there's a drink named after you?"
The horse replies "Kevin ?"

It should have been a pony. A small horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says "I can't hear you!"
The horse says "Sorry I'm a little hoarse."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'why the long face?' The horse said 'my wife has terminal cancer'

Another horse walks into a bar The barman says "why the long face?"

and the horse replies "because my entire family were killed and served to customers in Subway.

Horse walks into a bar, orders a drink, bartender says, "Why the long face?" Horse answers, "Because my alcoholism is destroying my family".

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